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txttletale:

playing civilization v but looking up after every turn and shaking my head so everyone knows i dont agree with colonialism

vice-s-assistant:

importantbusinessdinosaur:

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Odd comic panels: Kingpin’s weird dog and Wolverine’s really excitable beers.

Zoom on the crop in the second image doesn’t help it at all.

clownmonsterz:

connorsok:

before I played Disco Elysium, I thought Harry du Bois was a co-worker in the precinct you work at and, reading about him being such a fucked up guy, I was literally planning on avoiding him as much as possible in my playthrough… colour me surprised when I found the badge and found out the main character’s name

A screenshot of a tag to this post, saying: "this is exactly what would happen to harry if he played the game". It contains some typos.ALT

vexwerewolf:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

I can’t believe how on point every single part of this was

yiffmaster:

radiofreederry:

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It gets worse!

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He’s against censorship unless it’s prescribed by law

txttletale:

acridrainshowers:

txttletale:

chill4234-reblogs:

txttletale:

my only scp opinion is that whenever somebody is getting really really angry in a video game text chat i just say ‘Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King once got hit by a car? Just something to consider’ and it invariably confuses them into chilling out

How is this related to scp? Genuinely confused

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2293

if anyone was ever curious as to how this came to be, a friend of mine ended up writing this after one day on discord where they had all been discussing game of thrones when it was a thing that was actively still coming out on tv and hadn’t gotten far enough to sour itself yet, and i had stephen king on the brain for some reason, and after tabbing in to read these long convos about something i didn’t know anything about or really understand in the slightest i was just thinking about how king was really hung up on that one time he got hit by a car to the point where he literally self-inserted himself as a character into the dark tower series and had it be a plot point that he was hit by a car, and in my brain i cobbled that into me both wanting to join into the conversation but also shitpost at the same time about a topic that a fair amount of us were at least passingly familiar with (that being stephen king)

after doing it multiple times that day, exactly word-for-word every single time, it ended up w/ me being asked if i was fine with it being used as a hook for an scp, lol. to this day it’s my only and proudest contribution to the internet and i’m glad it vaguely pops up every now and then like a pretty little dandelion so i can be reminded of the influence of my horrible posting

you have literally done more for society than any us marine

chongoblog:

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chongoblog:

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i cant find it but thinking about the audio clip of griffin mcelroy saying “za warudo” in the funniest way imaginable makes me happy

If anyone can find the audio clip please send it to me so I can share it with the world. It is to me a memory that I shall never forget, but I must hear it again

I FOUND IT

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tooies:

tooies:

tooies:

tooies:

how is the word “cellphone” pronounced

chel-po-ne (CORRECT and GOOD answer)

kaey-poen (WRONG and BAD answer)

something else (????????)

see results

was originally gonna go with “dog” but decided to go for a longer word with more “reasonable” mispronunciations instead, but that ended up backfiring and now like half the people on this post think i actually pronounce it like this. guess you could say it was a bit of a. a b. it was a

it was a bit of a self-own

READING COMPREHENSION QUESTIONS

  1. why might op have said that she wanted to choose a word with “more ‘reasonable’ mispronounciations”? what could the quotes around “reasonable” indicate? why did she say mispronunciations instead of pronounciations?
  2. op writes that the post “backfired” and now “half the people on this post think i actually pronounce it like this.” what might the word “backfired” mean in this context?
  3. what words could “self-own” sound similar to, and how could that relate to the rest of the post?

suppermariobroth:

Top: on Level 3 of the “Pop-Up Patrol” microgame in WarioWare: Get It Together, a window depicting a smiling devil with four words of distorted text may appear.

Bottom: this is actually a reference to a malware website that gained notoriety in 2004, called “You Are An Idiot”, which would display this image, play a song, and hijack the user’s browser to resist being closed, with the only way to leave being restarting the computer. Note that the distorted text in the game lines up exactly with the lengths of the four words on the website, and the last word is clearly recognizable as “idiot”.

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noble-moon:

this is to the guy in the electronics department at walmart who when I approached and said “game” because it was the only word that would come to me, went “yeah” and walked me straight to tears of the kingdom, no questions asked

deeps-repus:

cheddar-baby:

*eating a ploughmans lunch* so, how long until it kicks in?

These pickled onions ain’t shit

Me 5 minutes later:


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